May 25, 2013

I graduated from Chapman last weekend

Chapman gave me an amazing education, some great opportunities, some of the best friends I’ve ever had, and most importantly, an ID that will get me student discounts until someone calls my bluff. 

But seriously…I will try to get student discounts until I have children of my own. And when that day comes, I will make them wait in the car while I try to pass as a student…

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May 19, 2013

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Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

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‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update 

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February 22, 2013

Just got an email from Disney/ABC Careers thanking me for applying for the Development Internship, but saying they are “considering other candidates whose background and experience more closely align with the qualifications and requirements of this position.” I wonder if they realize they already hired me for the position and I’ve been working there for six weeks…

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February 21, 2013
This guy either does hair for a living or does murder for a living.

This guy either does hair for a living or does murder for a living.

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February 8, 2013

Unpopular opinion: I kinda like 1600 Penn

So far…I’ve only watched the pilot and half of the second episode.

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February 4, 2013

Bane visits the Super Bowl.

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February 1, 2013

Do you think writers of multicam sitcoms hate themselves?

I feel like comedians tend to write on multicam shows, because they’re so good at writing jokes and multicam is a lot of set up, punchline, repeat. I wonder if they are stoked about their shows, or if they know they suck but like the paycheck or what…

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January 26, 2013

I am ecstatic that the film Fruitvale won both the Audience Award and the Dramatic Grand Jury Prize at the Sundance Film Festival. It is an incredibly powerful film that brought me, and everyone else in the audience, to tears. It’s an important story, and Michael B. Jordan does outstanding work in the lead role.

For those who do not know what the film is about, watch this video. The film follows Oscar Grant, the victim of this shooting, on the last day of his life.

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January 25, 2013

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January 22, 2013
The cast of “The Way, Way Back” written and directed by Jim Rash and Nat Faxon, starring Sam Rockwell, Steve Carell, Toni Collette, Allison Janney, and Maya Rudolph. What happens when you have that many talented people working on one movie? You get a standing ovation for your world premiere at Sundance.

The cast of “The Way, Way Back” written and directed by Jim Rash and Nat Faxon, starring Sam Rockwell, Steve Carell, Toni Collette, Allison Janney, and Maya Rudolph.

What happens when you have that many talented people working on one movie? You get a standing ovation for your world premiere at Sundance.

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January 18, 2013
The cast and crew of an absolutely amazing film called “The Spectacular Now.” That’s Shailene Woodley on the far right!

The cast and crew of an absolutely amazing film called “The Spectacular Now.” That’s Shailene Woodley on the far right!

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The cast of “Kill Your Darlings” including Daniel Radcliffe, Dane DeHaan, Ben Foster, and Michael C. Hall

The cast of “Kill Your Darlings” including Daniel Radcliffe, Dane DeHaan, Ben Foster, and Michael C. Hall

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January 16, 2013

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